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[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Reminder to Non-Americans: Americans call the main dish the entree.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entr%C3%A9e

[–] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://languageoffood.blogspot.com/2009/08/entree.html (fixed ugly link)

It's actually pretty interesting.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago
[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's why Americans are so fat. Two dishes in and still at the start of the meal.

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago

This one's gonna do numbers with the eepy crowd.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Hircon@ttrpg.network 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Asnooze bouche

Edit: greenthorn wins

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nice. I ❤️ those.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I get full on the appetizer and fuck everything up.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Are we still taking about sleep? Either way, relatable

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This destroys the spine.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Every night:

7:00 pm: Baby is asleep, im gonna finally beat Yakuza. Lemme just lay on my wifes lap for a bit

9:15 pm: wake up on the couch. Time for bed

[–] greenhorn@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just avoid the snores d'oeuvres

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

hahaha you win

[–] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Can-nap-yays

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

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no doubt, @selontheweb

i am addicted to having an appetizer of sleep on my couch before moving to my be for sleep entrees