Complain about problems only a Brit would understand, the weather, trains, the people on the telly...
I blame the millenials and their damn avocado toast.
Its because Gods punishing them because they just don't want to work. if they would just sacrifice their physical and mental health more for low pay at more unsociable hours, like this weekend, then it would be glorious outside!! And they know it!!
Matron, fetch me the Daily Mail. This enema is taking a while..
As someone who suffers from hay fever and doesn't like heat, I don't mind a little bit of rain from time to time.
I'm a winter baby at heart. I love the cold and tend to get heatstroke and dehydrated easily, but after being stuck inside all week working, I was looking forward to enjoying the weather a little.
It's global warming - it's decided to take the weekends off so it can also indulge in avocado toast.
I do love an avocado toast. I shall hang my head in shame.
Oh dont, I'm a millenial and had avocado on toast this morning