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[–] colournoun@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

β€œSee you later” β€œNot if I see you first!”

[–] JCSpark@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I love this one. It takes a moment, but it's good!

This question makes no sense because I'm British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.

[–] animist@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] JCSpark@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

"govern yourself accordingly" would likely have been on there, I imagine

[–] Acetamide@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.

[–] loehwe@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

"This tastes ... interesting"

[–] bluen@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Doing it your way will also work…

[–] RandomVanGloboii@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago

My relationship with you is going almost well

[–] Fubarberry@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You're at the top of the bell curve.

[–] phlemmy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Your dress is very popular!

[–] Mydispo@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Bless his/her heart…

[–] erbs@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

"well done you"

[–] fluffman86@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Well, at least you're pretty!

Which is right behind the obvious:

Bless your heart!

[–] fratermus@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

"Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods" -Samuel Johnson