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Womp womp (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/holup@lemmy.world

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[–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope the dad gets better

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Narrator: He didn't.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

A guy I knew died from cancer. While he was getting taken out to the cemetary in the hearse a drunk driver leaving the bar clipped it. Thankfully nobody was hurt but the collision disabled the Cadillac. They ended up putting his coffin in the back of a pickup truck to bring him the rest of the way.

[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"I knew God wanted me to buy this Ford F-150 for a reason." 🙏

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This happened in a small farming community so at least the truck wasn't a pavement princess and was used to hauling questionable things. (It was the deceased cousin's truck. The drunk driver was a different relative if I remember correctly.)

[–] Papergeist@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pavement princess!! Ha! That's hilarious.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It's mall rated!

[–] Metans@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Plot twist: Dad's driving the hearse.

Extra twist: It's Monday lunchtime.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

"Did you just womp womp a child?"

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Third time's the charm? :-P