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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not just any swimming, but some amateur or extracurricular school event!

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TERFs when I win a game of Battleship:

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

😂🤣😂

[–] ChaoticEntropy 8 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows transitioning makes you clairvoyant, you damn cheat!

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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (11 children)

This is the weakest of the arguments for trans rights. There's a reason they want everyone to focus on it.

We shouldn't be allowing them to frame the conversation around the one area where identifying as whatever you want actually affects other people.

[–] corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

that sports argument is so disingenous, "newspaper" headlines were screaming about a woman who finished a marathon at 14000th place in common bracket and 6000th in female only bracket

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[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Onion has been on a hot streak lately.

Edit: from May but still true lol

[–] TerryMathews@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (15 children)

These people also never consider that they're measuring the wrong thing. If they're taking the position that the effects of testosterone from birth in trans M-to-F kids gives them an unfair advantage due to bone density and muscle mass, then they're failing to take into account that there are a number of natural health conditions that produce elevated testosterone levels in women as well.

I'm not saying this to be funny, but women with stubble especially around the chin often have elevated T levels, often due to PCOS. There truly are some women who are "built like a man" and they're not trans - at least certainly not in the way we use the term today. They're natural, their bodies just work differently.

Banning trans kids isn't going to level the playing field in the way they say they want to. Measuring things that testosterone affects like bone density would.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Yep. T level testing was a popular trans exclusionary test until the transphobes learned that there's significant overlap in t levels between trans women and cis women.

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Not to mention the bigotry, the prejudice, the psychological trauma of existing in a world where people call you evil and an abomination and a cheat for merely wanting to play sports.

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago

Aha, wait until she takes up chess, darts, and competitive crocheting... RIP cis women :'(

[–] derf82@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Pick your battles, people. Insisting that trans women be allowed to compete in women’s sports is just not a winning argument, even among people that might be willing to otherwise oppose other trans restrictions. All it does in reinforce anti-trans attitudes.

This isn’t some invented fiction. Here is a trans powerlifter that just came in and started shattering records.

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Odd, here's women's records and the weightlifter in question isn't on this list: https://www.openpowerlifting.org/records/women So what are you really trying to say?

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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Haven't some particularly haenous talking heads on TV literally already said this? Perhaps not in directly declaratory language at someone, because that's begging for a defamation suit, though I have absolutely heard Republican scum make this exact accusation in the general case several times against trans people.

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wow, the ~~phrenologists~~ ~~race realists~~ transphobes fell for this hard.

[–] emptybamboo@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This was one of the Onion's more brilliant articles. Absolutely loved it. I showed it to someone who rants about trans girls in sports and they got quiet. The truly good Onion articles make the object of their satire instantly recognize the logical fallacies in their own argument and get uncomfortable.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The author of this article was laying in bed and thought, “AHA! I can set the internet on fire!”

I love it.

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