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THIS IS AN ANTI-CAKING AGENT HATE ACCOUNT. MY CHEESE WON'T MELT PROPERLY >:{

ERADICATE CELLULOSE AND STARCH IN MY BAGS OF SHREDDED CHEESE RRRAAAHHHHHHHHH

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[–] FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 161 points 9 months ago (11 children)

Okay that's fine then, you can just buy a block of cheese and grate it yourself. There are these things called cheese gradters which exist for that very purpose.

You can even, get this, use them to slice the cheese thinly using the slicing part of them.

I know wild right.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Wait a second, these are made for grating cheese? And that's their main purpose?

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You put your dick into it didn't you?

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[–] 1993_toyota_camry@beehaw.org 9 points 9 months ago

Yes. Though it doesn’t have to be cheese. Carrot will grate just as well.

[–] Evia@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why, what've you been using them for?

[–] Valkyronix@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

so have you ever heard of raccoons

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think you're supposed to shred your raccoon.

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Making music videos?

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago

Highly recommend getting a hand grater like the ones they use to shred Parmesan cheese in restaurants. Doesn't work well with soft cheese but it's great for things like old cheddar

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't like the box graters like this one. OXO and Ikea both make nice ones that fit over a container to catch the grate. The OXO has eaten bits of my fingers, though.

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[–] 56_@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just chop the cheese into small bits. One less thing to wash, and pretty much just as fast.

[–] DrMango@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

To wash:

1 chopper

VS.

1 grater

🤔

[–] yetiftw@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

don't forget the cutting board!

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

You ever try to hand wash a grater? It's not impossible but I'll take a chopper to wash any day of the week.

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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 71 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just buy a brick of cheese and shred your own! It’s not that hard and you get more cheese for the same money.

[–] Thicc_Jamez@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But then you have another dish to wash. I'll just stick to chomping directly on the brick like nature intended.

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Or hell, drink it straight from the cow and swish it around like mouthwash until it forms into cheese

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 16 points 9 months ago

Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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[–] pokemaster787@ani.social 8 points 9 months ago

you get more cheese for the same money.

Everyone says this, but everywhere I've gone shredded cheese costs exactly the same per ounce.

Although I prefer bricks since they last longer and I live alone. Shredded cheese goes bad it feels like immediately after you open it.

[–] Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org 62 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I, too, hate anti-caking agents in my cheese, also cheese without anti-caking agents, and even cheese with caking agents. I am vegan btw, I don't eat cheese.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Interesting username for a cheese-hater.

[–] Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

that's nacho... your business

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"That's nacho business" would have also worked!

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I like to think their veganism and, therefore, lack of exposure to cheese related puns has led them to this egregious error.

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[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You may be thinking of chips

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[–] shikogo@pawb.social 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

More cheese for me then. :3

[–] Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 9 months ago (6 children)

we can only be friends if you keep eating the exact same amount of cheese or less, I'll not have my stance be nulled by some renegade.

[–] shikogo@pawb.social 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fair point. I'm not eating more cheese to spite you, I'll just eat any extra unwanted cheese you (being any hypothetical vegans I might eat with) got served that would have to go to the trash otherwise.

But I respect your cause, and while I'm not fully vegan I do try to eat animal products mindfully and reduce my consumption of them.

[–] Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sike, we can never be friends, bloodmouth!

[–] 6daemonbag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I hope bloodmouth is an actual slur used for non-vegans. It's so metal.

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 5 points 9 months ago

It is, also carnist and omni

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[–] janabuggs@beehaw.org 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What about vio life cheese? That stuff is pretty dang good. Daiya can fuck right off

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[–] jemikwa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you're not getting anti caking agents in shredded cheese, then what do you expect the pre-shredded cheese to do?
Might as well get a block and shred it yourself.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All my homies hate anti-cheesing agents in our cake

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[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you didn't have the anti-caking agent, the cheese would just cake up into one solid mass, making the whole "pre-shredded" part literally meaningless...

If you want shredded cheese without anti-caking agents, just shred your own - it's cheaper, and only requires a grater and a bit of extra time over pre-shredded.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

It literally doesn’t. Like yeah, it sticks together into clumps, but you can easily break them back up into shreds with your hands. Source: I’ve worked a bunch of pizza jobs, both on the high and low end. Guess what, it literally is not cheaper to pay the labour for someone on staff to shred it, at least here in Australia where we pay real bloody wages.

Also, to the OP, “pizza mix” cheese usually is your best bet. They’ll sometimes label it as “meltable mix”.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ive worked pizza jobs and I can't think of why you WOULDNT slice the cheese in-house, it takes less than five minutes to do!

At least at our place it was the same machine that stirred the dough. Cut a block into 1/8 slices (a 2 min job max) and then feed each chunk into the chute and let gravity do it's thing

Fresh sliced cheese for pizzas in five minutes or less, and it adds like 2 dishes to the pile

To add further to what makes "pizza mix" or "meltable mix" better is that it uses LOW MOISTURE mozzarella cheese. Regular mozz is super wet and doesn't melt the way you expect pizza cheese to

I make my own mix at home using 1/4 lb blocks of low moisture full fat (can get at Walmart shockingly often) and 1/6 lb of a sharp cheddar

[–] TheHowTM@lemmings.world 4 points 9 months ago

Home pizza hobbiest here. I use low-moisture part-skim pre-shredded mozz, but put it on the pie frozen. As long as there's not too much grease from the toppings I rarely get problems with the cheese splitting.

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[–] silentknyght@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But almost no one would buy it if it looked all clumped up like that in the package in the store.

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Agent!? Now they're sending spies!

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] everett@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

This agent shags.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Y'ain't rinsing your cheese?

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Not sure if you were joking, but you can actually do that, and it works great for applications like scratch stovetop Mac and cheese when you don't have any block cheese but don't want a grainy sauce. Just add your pre-shredded cheese to a cup with milk and stir periodically until you're ready to use the milk. Pour the milk with dissolved starch into the sauce, and then add the cheese when ready

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

There Is No Ethical Consumption of Cheese Under Capitalism!

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago

We called it wooden cheese in our household, and yes, the alternative is to grate fresh.

[–] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But if you're pro-caking, why'd you X it out on the signs bud

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