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[–] itadakimasu@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fucking lol

This is what teenage me thought I'd be doing as an adult.

Instead, I just use a MacBook w/ Apple Silicon and it runs cold AF.... ....almost... too cold. Ahhh, that cold metal on my legs...

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My neighbour has one, runs great until we get our month of summer heatwave, then it thermal throttles and he stryggles to get work done. They should have had a fan option.

[–] itadakimasu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I'll mention he needs to upgrade

[–] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Wish MacBooks to have better OSes support.

[–] SamsonSeinfelder@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

If you take air from the outside, with a high enough temperature difference to your room temperature, be aware of condensation problems.

[–] mvee@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Ikkou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

Up, obviously

[–] arcrust@lemmy.fmhy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

It's very hard to tell, but I'm guessing the middle one is gpu exhaust. So two outs, one in

[–] umulu@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does it need to be a different third option?

Just like in sex, two holes can serve as input/output 😅

[–] chandz05@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only 2 holes for sex?? This guy is clearly a verified programmer

[–] umulu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the right answer? XD

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

7 for men, 8 for women. Which is the total number of holes a human has from a topological standpoint.

[–] mothringer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks like HVAC in in the top left and then GPU out and case fan out.

[–] roi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Amateur. If you don’t have at least 5 fans that isn’t a setup

[–] roi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Tubes not fans lol