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Still better than chrome...

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[–] ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social 197 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you plan to do this with Firefox?
Yes and it will be named Poopenfartenfox.

[–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] meekah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

As a German I approve

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Scheißundfurzfuchs

[–] kryllic@programming.dev 32 points 1 year ago
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Theres a banner saying the latest build is broken. Perfection.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

The notes are perfect, too!

Incredulity that someone is using their github project - gold!

[–] flicker@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love that the blood is represented.

Period poops finally getting their horrible, horrible time to shine.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Or EscapeTheStall.com

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago

All I want for Christmas is Poopenfartenfox

[–] Vitaly 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the new code of conduct lol:

  • disrespectful and unkind;
  • about random shit;
  • about the individuals involved, the the features and bugs.
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] chahk@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

Attention to the the detail.

[–] nastyyboi@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, I'm crying. This thing is pure gold. Thanks for the laughs.

I lost it at the lutris script part on the github.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uhh no, this is still better

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

fucking awesome browser!

[–] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

not any different from chrome right now

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Love the subtle ways the landing page is broken on mobile.

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Fucking love it

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

How is this different from how Google administers Chrome already?

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think of the exact same thing when all these forks come up... Thorium, Vanadium, Bromite, Cromite and so on. Thorium incident is why I never trust these unnecessary forks. They remind me of shitty Linux distros and malware ridden 1337hax0r Windows modified ISOs.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml -4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Name a shitty Linux distro on the same level as standard Windows

[–] Unreliable@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Perfect execution of their intentions 🤣

[–] sheelps@kbin.run 4 points 1 year ago

garuda linux

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Windows is not a benchmark. Windows has its exclusive non-gaming uses over Linux, and so Windows cannot be shit. What can be shit though is lack of being able to do a task (Linux/MacOS), or the bloatware and spyware (Windows/MacOS), or horrible performance (KDE), or garbage UX/UI (primitive DEs/WMs).

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml -4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Windows lacking a basic, consistent, package manager for decades puts it significantly lower by default. Also you're blatantly a blind Linux hater because you didn't list Windows under your "lack of being able to do a task," and horrible performance (DWM.exe), and garbage UX/UI (literally any UI they've made since Windows 7).

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Don't worry: windows saw Choco and completely ignored it, to shit a completely incapable alternative into the public space.

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am using Linux for the past 6 years, and am using Debian Stable. People like you are unreasonable extremists and are the reason why many people hate Linux community.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Why are you misrepresenting Debian then? I am calling you a hater because of you misrepresenting options, and no it doesn't matter if you use it if you're being disingenuous in conversation. Windows is a benchmark because people understand it and base their opinons on it. People like you are the reason they don't use Linux.

[–] HKayn@dormi.zone 4 points 1 year ago

People like you are the reason they don't use Linux.

Keep going like that and you'll see what the real reason is.

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

It is disgusting how deluded people like you can abuse the freedom to speak for vomiting all kinds of nonsense. It must have been easy joining Lemmy after Reddit exodus I guess, because I was one of the core people who helped build the platform you are using right now.