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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] experbia@kbin.social 93 points 11 months ago

I went through a Second Life land trading phase quite a few years back. Properties like this were very valuable to advertisers. Because of advertisers, it was possible to be a niche real estate mogul for weird useless little virtual properties like this that could earn you an actual meaningful real-world income. Second Life had (may still have, I've not been back in a while) its own advertising industry and multiple adtech networks. A despicable inevitability of having completely free content creation tools and also an economy that can trade with real money. People trying to sell their creations want people to pay in game currency to get their things, so they can extract the value to real money. They want people to know about their products, so they turn to people who will accept in game currency to blast awareness of their products everywhere. Those advertisers want land, which they need to buy. Probably from another player.

So, the first thing I thought of when I saw this plot was "BILLBOARDS!!!" and I hate it.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 90 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am a very large snake and this is my dream home.

Seriously though, that isn't just someone's easement? How did it even end up as a separate lot?

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In all honesty there are probably some perfectly reasonable official records that somehow got parsed incorrectly to give us this abomination.

My bet is that a developer bought up a huge chunk of land, and built these subdivisions on it. The roads, houses, and strip were all originally part of that property. That tiny strip is an easement owned by the HOA. It is not, nor will ever be, for sale. However Zillow didn't know what to make of it, so just listed it as a land property and then applied its normal value calculations to the strip.

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago

It's listed by a realtor and the asking price is $25K. I don't think it's Zillow not knowing what to do, which makes this more interesting.

[–] StarManta@lemmy.world 68 points 11 months ago (4 children)

If you really hate someone who lives in one of those six houses, this lot affords you many opportunities for mischief.

I can’t imagine any other reason for this to exist.

[–] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It looks wide enough for a billboard to me

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] 15liam20 4 points 11 months ago

Everything is wide enough for a billboard of you're brave enough.

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 49 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The perfect property for the zip line/archery enthusiast

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Zipline artillery

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah yes, the American Biathlon

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

How about fencing? (That’s a terrible joke, I’m sorry).

[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Looks like someone is already built over their lot line into this space on Zillow. Good luck with the extra court battle! https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/601-Jericho-Ave-NE-Renton-WA-98059/2064096887_zpid

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is this ~~butterfly~~ adverse possession?

[–] admiralteal@kbin.social 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

An old municipal right of way that got turned into private property somehow.

People living in those houses should definitely be attempting adverse possession on it.

[–] EmoBean@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

$25k for a strip of property behind 6 different $1m houses? I'd go get a loan for that if I could. Sounds like millionaires that are willing to pay to have shit NIMBY. Don't want to pay? I'll be doing yard work with 2 stroke machines every day to improve my property value. Then It'd be a great place for me to make metal sculptures. 15ft rusted steel monsters that take weeks' worth of cutting with my angle grinder.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

25k across six houses would be about 5k to buy the land and combine it with the existing lots. You could probably get the money together in a week. Unless there's an asshole neighbor that doesn't want another 20-40 sqft of land.

[–] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

This is exactly what I was thinking. I’ve been trying to buy the field behind my house for a while. 5K to add in a nice dog run or accessory dwelling unit. It would be awesome. I’d but my neighbors they didn’t want and build a tall viewing platform and sell it back to them for double the cost. 😤

[–] LanternEverywhere@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah IANAL but it seems like there could be almost no legitimate use for this strip of land and therefore should rightfully be part of the surrounding properties.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)
  1. Buy
  2. Build a wall
  3. Add cameras
  4. Charge neighbours for taking down the wall and yearly fee for not building it again.
  5. ???
  6. Capitalism.
[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this what rent seeking is? I've always had a hard time understanding that term.

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

More or less? Actually it's more like extortion as written, but generally speaking rent seeking is buying something that you can get others to pay you for regularly. Like "hey, this land has oil, I'll buy it and lease the oil rights" or "hey, this land has a house on it that people like to live in, I'll buy it and lease the habitation rights".

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

And somehow literal rent is not classified as rent seeking

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Rent seeking, but based because it's against homeowners

[–] DrunkenPirate@feddit.de 18 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Seattle. Insane property prices. Here‘s a 360 google view picture of that corner visible https://maps.app.goo.gl/33TmGtvDqdXcjpzK6?g_st=ic

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Great find. Based on some relative markers, it looks like the strip is fenced in and roughly 6 foot deep. If we guess at each lot being 40 ft wide, that's 300+ sqft added to each lot for a few grand/each house.

I would 100% go in for that, even with the brambles taking over the space. That's a great deal in a pricey city like that.

[–] Kbin_space_program@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Double those prices and you have Vancouver.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Triple them for the SF Bay Area.

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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure I have seen a street like that in several movies.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

I jest aimed this was in Canadian dollars… that those are USD is insane.

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I bet a real asshole could easily quadruple their money with this.

Just negotiate with the owners of the 6.1 houses to buy all or some of the strip. Tell Bob that if he doesn't pay $10k for the strip behind his house, that Catherine is willing to buy it, and then her back yard will wrap around his.

In a friendly world where every neighbour trusted each-other, they could split the $25k and each pay a few thousand for a very slightly larger back yard. But, home-owners being the assholes they are, you could probably get them to try to out-bid each other to cause or avoid petty squabbles.

[–] eclectic_electron@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The reality is they're almost certainly already using that land and buying it would give you nothing because they could claim it under adverse possession. Actually taking possession of that strip would be nearly impossible.

[–] Kyuuketsuki@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Adverse possession isn't that simple, and laws regarding it vary by state. In this case, it appears to be Washington state, which requires a number of things that indicate an uphill battle for anyone trying.

Among other requirements, it needs to be uninterrupted (occasional activity doesn't count), exclusive (the true owner doesn't use it) for ten entire years, notorious (impossible to miss if you ever are on the property, we're talking anywhere from fencing it off to building an entire house on it) and hostile (without permission).

So in reality, if I already owned this, avoiding adverse possession on this property is as easy as visiting it once every 5-8 years and telling them to quit the area if they're trying to elbow their way in (which resets the 10 year clock).

So yeah, not as much a free land grab as one might think.

[–] eclectic_electron@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

As a potential purchaser, the greatest concern is if it's already been more than 10 years. In my mind this is exactly the kind of situation adverse possession is for.

Even if adverse possession doesn't apply, trying to actually evict those home owners from the land is going to be a nightmare. The validity of the lot itself may even come into question. Generally I would expect the laws governing the creation of lots to try to prevent useless lots like this.

Honestly I don't understand how lots like this even get listed. I looked at one in my city that was a little piece of a corner between two homes. It's far too small to build on and you probably couldn't even fence it off legally. Literally the only thing you could do with it is try to coerce the adjacent homeowner who's been using it to buy it from you, but that's just evil, and who wants to be evil?

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[–] Neato@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If those owners figure it out they should hire a lawyer to buy it and parcel it out b/t all of them so they can expand their fences or just to prevent someone else.

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[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

600k-1M for these shitty juxtaposed copy/pasted houses made out of carton in a random suburb where you have to have a car? USA you went too far, go back

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 8 points 11 months ago

I love the realtor's pitch:

Situated in a nice Renton, WA neighborhood this unique parcel stretches behind six homes and is accessed through the public right of way. Imagine the things you could do? Parking of vehicles and "toys" comes to mind immediately ... or storage? How could you put a piece of property like this to use for yourself? Gardening? A place to hang out? It's right next to a big green belt so you've got all that privacy at your feet. Recreation? Camping? And just strictly as an investment ... can you think of any Real Estate in King County Washington that gone down in value over time? "A rising tide lifts all boats"! Tax ID# 7708201190. NE 4th St to N on Jericho Ave NE. Stop just before Road Curves left. Parcel is behind the houses straight ahead.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Never understood how Americans live like this. Probably would be better in an apartment

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You never understood how people could live in homes over 2000 sqft with two car garages?

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's not that. It might be because I grew countryside but amount of garden for a house is extremely small

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Oh okay there makes sense. Yeah something that isn't talked about much is how single family zoning has evolved to require much less yard space.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 2 points 11 months ago

Just build a wall to fuck them up.

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