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Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog’s Name Every 60 Days (reductress.com)
submitted 11 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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link: https://reductress.com/post/password-expiration-policy-forces-woman-to-change-dogs-name-every-60-days/

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[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 55 points 11 months ago

"You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke" also made me chuckle

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That dog in the thumbnail is so cute

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know! Anyone know what breed it is?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'd wager its a Bichone. But don't quote me on that.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I forgot about Google Lens! It's a Maltese apparently

[–] Crapattf2 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think it's a bitch too

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 2 points 11 months ago

😐

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

And he looks a little psychologically traumatized from having to adapt to a new name every 60 days.