this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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Raccoons

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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

Whoeva downvoted raccoons partying, yo mom's a hoe

[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

wyd

Wonder how to ask a racoon for molly

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

Hold up a clock, Breakdance, set a car on fire, play chopsticks on a xylaphone ...

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

Put on my mask, and DANCE!

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Drop another tab?

[–] Neato@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

Toss my bag of cheeseburgers and junk food into the middle and peace out. My offering is complete.

[–] bttk@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago

THE QUESTION IS, WHAT IS THE QUESTION?!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago

That depends. Has the bass dropped yet?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

I'm a raccoon, and I dance! Dance! Dance!

[–] kometes@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago