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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

She read the labels wrong and accidentally drank "Sleepiest Time."

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Me when I get too eepy

[–] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This is why I drink Tension Tamer

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

That Juice that makes your Bones sleepy….

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"You've reached the end of the print edition. The title was the whole joke."

[–] TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Lemon Jasmine Sleepy time is legit amazing

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I drank absurd amounts of Sleepytime Tea when I was a kid. It's a miracle I made it to adulthood.