Gaming

Depends.

How big is the Katamari at this point? If we're talking starting size, I just need a good pair of boots and a moment to get stompin'. Sure, stepping on that thing might suck, but the Prince is tiny.

If we're bringing him up to my size... That fucker can roll up a tank. Weapons would just add to the density of the Katamari. I'm taking a week to dig myself a hole to hide in, and praying it's deep enough to hide until he forgets about me, or he's so large he rolls up landmasses. At that point, we're all getting turned into a star.

I'm fighting Ratchet and Clank. If they're using my save file, dude's got every gun at Level 5. I'm so fucked it's not even funny.

I'm yelling "this is a misunderstanding, I give up the instant I see him?"

I may be okay honestly. Last game I played was Subnautica, I could definitely win a fight against Riley..poor guy will have the best swimming muscles, but I doubt he could actually run/hit me hard enough to do real damage

I have to fight spider-man. I am fucked if he wants me dead. My only hope is that he goes easy and just webs me up.

It was Lara Croft, presuming we both don’t have guns, with the size of her arms I’m gonna spend the week napping and doing skincare.

I’m screwed really badly, the last game I played was gta online…

My character from D2 literally wields space magic and kills gods as a side gig every 7 business days, so…

Elder Scrolls Online. I just had to optimize my character, didn't I? It's a dps spec, too...

against yu narukami? yeah...I'm fucked.

LoL Vader

Doom Guy with the Russian Overkill mod installed is my enemy. I am beyond fucked.

I'm currently playing modded minecraft. Steve can punch down trees, carry hundreds of tons without slowing down, and wade in magma with only temporary discomfort.

There is no preparation. Death is inevitable.

i played bloons td 6

does that mean i have to fight the hero i used in my last match?

Ill just jump off a cliff. Id break my hand punching kratos in the mouth

Fc24 so i think my enemy is Haaland? Ahahah

I played cyberpunk and did the phantom liberty ending. I think i am safe.

Blasphemous. The Penitent One will probably rip my guts out.

I will work out a lot and wait till Arthur gets back from Guarma.

I'd have to fight the Paw Patrol. I'd try to befriend them but would prepare some poisoned treats just in case.

Batman - Arkham Knight

Maybe the best choice in the sense that he wont kill you. Still you might end up breathing through a tube depending on Bruce’s mood that day.

Watchdogs 2... who was it again? I only remember pvp is so much fun but I don't want to replay the story and lose my maxed out stats

I, for the life of me, cannot challenge Geralt to a fight. He'd slice me open like a hot knife through butter.

Uuuuuh probably zero, ain‘t no way I am beating the Beast from Isaac

Lies of p, I guess I'll die

The fuck am I supposed to do against a boon-ed up Zagreus?!

It would be Leshy, and I would keep two Ouroborous in my pocket.

I reckon I could take commander video

I'm gonna fight against Heather Mason. Just why lol?

It’s Baldur’s gate 3, so based off my experience alll I really need is to get some friends together and just bum rush them

I'll just start the funeral arrangements because I'm not winning against a guy that wrestles dragons for a living

Just the main character? Let me grab a crowbar and I’m all set to fight Dante from Limbus Company.

Sekiro.

I guess I gotta prepare for my death, because my character got good enough to detect almost all attacks, except guns.

But I can't get guns where I am from, so I am done.

I could have the rest of my life to prepare and it wouldn't matter, that motherfucking psychopath has turned so many gods into guns its ridiculous.

Pinocchio gonna lay some truth down on me.

I think I have to build the greatest island nation ever..... Im not sure how to beat El Presidente from Tropico 6

Minecraft Steve. I'm good, bro can break trees with his hands lol.

Mario. He's built like Danny DeVito. I think I'll be OK.

I played monster hunter. Guess I'll die

My Fortnite character and since my/his aim is shit I think I could win

A fictional Greek hero who ascended to godhood…fuck

My GTA Online character is just me so unless you want to see me slap myself in the face repeatedly then I don't need to comply with this.

I got lucky here. Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium. I think I can win a fight with a 65 year old drug addict. If not, I deserve to die.

Robocop so I’m pretty fcked.

Get myself a gun. Thats the only way I can see myself winning against the Tarnished. That is, if I don't miss my shot.

All I have to do is lure the courier into pit with cazadoos.

The Chosen Undead from DS Remastered.

I'm screwed.

Minecraft Steve? Few TNT and some redstone and I'll be set.

I’d have to take on Wart from super Mario bros 2. Not sure if I’d be able to get him to eat his vegetables or not but I think I’d give him a good run.