this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean why buy a dining room table when you can just steal your neighbors patio furniture

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did he need the umbrela too?

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Of course, it really ties the room together

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Skin cancer’s a killer. Can’t be too careful.

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Why set up the umbrella?

When I started typing that, it was an idle question, but now I’m genuinely curious. WHY.

[–] runeko@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago

Upstairs neighbor's toilet leaks.

[–] smeg 6 points 1 year ago

Without it the picture would just be a bit tragic, but now it looks like they couldn't be bothered to remove it when they brought the garden furniture in

[–] mySFWaccount@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I came here to ask that exact question...

The swimming pool on the roof sometimes springs a leak. ;3 HTP

[–] RoseRose56@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Too bright form the window!! Lol

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Highlight the high ceilings?

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

The ability to dine in any type of indoor weather cannot be undersold.

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

For when your roof leaks

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kitchen could use some more charm but I like the patio umbrella.

[–] ValiantDust@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same. If you really committed to the theme and added some decorations and plants, it could actually be kinda charming. The chairs would still be uncomfortable though.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

like thise 1950s bomb shelters that try to pretend like everything is normal

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Replace the canopy with hanging plants and I would actually love this

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 10 points 1 year ago
[–] rayquetzalcoatl 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

innit bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unless it's a functional decision. Which it most likely is here.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Clearly a listing from Anytown, USA

[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I hate everything about this.