I mean why buy a dining room table when you can just steal your neighbors patio furniture
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Did he need the umbrela too?
Of course, it really ties the room together
Skin cancer’s a killer. Can’t be too careful.
Why set up the umbrella?
When I started typing that, it was an idle question, but now I’m genuinely curious. WHY.
Upstairs neighbor's toilet leaks.
Without it the picture would just be a bit tragic, but now it looks like they couldn't be bothered to remove it when they brought the garden furniture in
I came here to ask that exact question...
The swimming pool on the roof sometimes springs a leak. ;3 HTP
Too bright form the window!! Lol
Highlight the high ceilings?
The ability to dine in any type of indoor weather cannot be undersold.
For when your roof leaks
Kitchen could use some more charm but I like the patio umbrella.
I was thinking the same. If you really committed to the theme and added some decorations and plants, it could actually be kinda charming. The chairs would still be uncomfortable though.
like thise 1950s bomb shelters that try to pretend like everything is normal
Replace the canopy with hanging plants and I would actually love this
pation't
innit bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?
Unless it's a functional decision. Which it most likely is here.
I hate everything about this.