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So this means Apple is having a hard time figuring out the AI stuff and they realize they actually DO need all of that user data from Google. Gonna be funny when Apple starts slowly backing off of the privacy marketing shtick.

I’d imagine Apple wants to make sure there is competition in AI against Microsoft.

that's bad.

this seems to be commentary on a decision made in 2018.

I miss Steve Jobs.

Holy War against Android.

Pause? LOL

Honestly having Bard and assistant to strengthen Siri seems like a pretty obvious step in integrating the two companies together

“PS: but you stay green though.”

That's some hard bs but I'm assuming he's mostly referring to Google services like workspace and search.

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How to spell oligopoly?

Our vision is that we work as if we are one company.

Sounds like antitrust regulators would absolutely love that…

Buttttt your texts still remain green

FTC be like, "Say that again? For the record."

And yet keep Android and iOS ecosystems far from each other, never to cross paths

this sounds so wrong

Google and Apple partnership is a match made in heaven. Apple understands that not much work has to be done to get 36% of revenue from Google search . No brainer hear . Who doesn’t want free money with little to no work ?

and share information better

That's it. He wants all the private data while also touting iPhone as a privacy-centric platform. He wants it both ways.

Ayo?

Gimme an iPhone 4S with updated internals and running Android. I'll buy it in a flash. Legit my dream phone.

Hes just flirting!

The jokes write themselves

Homosexuality has ruined my brain.

This is such an awkward sentence and I think Tim knew it

Ayo?

Even Bard thinks it's borderline collusion.

"deep...DEEEP, partners ;)"- Tim Cook.. (please don't downvote me for the joke on his sexual preference)

Is it just me or is it hot in here?

deeper baby

“So deep so deep put that ass to sleep” Ice Cube

I need an apple x google fanfic

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God forbid.

That’s deeep

Google CEO: best I can do it touching tips

Ayo?

Zap Brannigan: Erotic

Sounds a little… you know what

Finally Tim apple goin balls deep into Sundar.

and we will start to see the end of "what happens in iphone, stays in iphone" ad

So Tim Apple is definitely a top. 50 shades of Apple and Google streaming on peacock soon

Apple and Google are already deeply intertwined. Might as well call them "frenemies" rather than direct competitors.

Now you can officially call the Apple-Google alliance a monopoly.

Tim wants to go deep with Sundar. So deep you can't tell where Tim ends and Sundar begins. In the business sense of course.

Tim knows the skinny ones always packin’

Oh we going "deep" alright.

Tim : "You're the Apple of my i"
Sundar : "You make me Googly eyed"

Heheh

How deep? Sundar run quickly.

Stop posting verge garbage here!