this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area"

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.

[–] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

OP is suddenly realizing where all that sushi came from... hehe

[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

"No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you'll need a comb to find out which side is the head part."

My search history is ruined.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 28 points 11 months ago

Is it at least their cat?

[–] Dazza@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is a great security feature. Is it an app?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, it's a cat. You can tell by the ears.

[–] elscallr@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though.

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 5 points 11 months ago

Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I'm sure there's a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don't know how myself but it's probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief's phone over bluetooth...

[–] roawre@feddit.ch 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] RQG@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can't even arm. Stoopid hooman tech.

[–] orl0pl@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The design is very human

[–] roawre@feddit.ch 4 points 11 months ago

Stoopid indeed 👌

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here you dropped this \

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ftfy

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Damnit man... Were the bots really unnecessary all along?

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Looks like the threadiverse needs an arm fetching bot too

[–] FinallyDebunked@slrpnk.net 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Imagine someone holds the cat while trying to crack the password

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Have you ever tried holding a cat?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

S/he was probably trying to online order cat food

[–] elscallr@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

The cat food is probably always there. Kitty was trying to buy nip on the dark web.

[–] Dmian@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

“Password is not ‘hoominstoopid’, damn!”

[–] Captain_Waffles@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 9 points 11 months ago
[–] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

How can I set up Kubuntu to do this?