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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am become shrapnel, destroyer of organs

[–] plague_sapiens@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All your shrapnel are belong to organs

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hippity hoppity All your organs are now my property

[–] flying_monkies@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

The last hammer you'll ever need

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's not how mortars work.

You'd need to smack the tail and spin start it in most cases.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's no safety so well designed that a properly motivated idiot can't bypass it.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sure, if you're trying to kill yourself with a mortar I can tell you how to do it. My point is however shitty it looks it's probably a decent hammer so long as you don't hit the wrong part as plastic type explosives and even older rdx derivatives are super duper stable.

[–] DNOS@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago

U have convinced me I'm building one ...

[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Guaranteed to oppen anything!

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We should be moving away from single use products. Go planet!

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You've only gotta use it once and you'll never need another hammer in your life.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] nilaus@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

That's a malicious mallet!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The logical evolution from the .50 hammer.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Tomahawk missile

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What nutjob decides to weld that.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Who let the Ork Tankbustas in here??

[–] Nobsi@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

Oppan hammer style

[–] pan_troglodytes@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

+2 hammer of worldending

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] monsdar@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So many questions, wish there was a way to know the backstory of this gif.

[–] archon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Some kinda fireworks celebration as far as I remember in, I want to say Latin America?

[–] bzarb8ni@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Destroyer of welds

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Big Bada Boom

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure this sh.it justworks.

not more than once, anyway.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

a sober person would throw it

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Do you rotate three times and throw it?

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Something tells me this should only be used by the people who has attained the trait "Deathwish" 🤔