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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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$184K for your very own "bar" and heart shaped hot tub

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[–] Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (8 children)
[–] Emperor 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It feels.like there's a few tales to be told about that place.

For starters it looks like a house has been put on top of another house.

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals, possibly primates.

Then the rest of the house has the feel of a cheap porn venue.

All selling points as far as I'm concerned, although it might need a scrub down with bleach.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like a house that has held more than one person prisoner.

[–] Emperor 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Possibly with their consent. Is this horny jail?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We must be looking at different houses. I'm seeing rape dungeon, you're seeing party pad. Hmm.

[–] Emperor 12 points 1 year ago

You say potato I say potahto.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals

That was my thought as well: "that's quite the cat tree"...

"Wait, the whole house is a cat tree? "

[–] Emperor 3 points 1 year ago

And the scale suggests they'd be big cats. I suppose the lingering odour of lion urine would keep most wildlife away (also people).

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Emperor 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That gives it the air of professionalism it doesn't deserve. It's just a place folks can get freaky on film.

[–] Maeve@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

It still sells. The house? Not so much?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 16 points 1 year ago

That there is a house with character. Seems like you could explore in there for days unless it collapsed on you

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I don't know what I was expecting the house to look like, but it wasn't that

[–] Hobart_the_GoKart@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The realtor is doing their best... "Are you looking for a unique home with ample space to create and make your own. This home boasts a large unique master bedroom, living areas and bathrooms. Come take a look, see the possibility and turn this into your dream today." 🙄

[–] Emperor 2 points 1 year ago

But is it unique enough?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It reminds me of Groverhaus.

[–] BobTheDestroyer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If you know on the door you're either gonna die at that house or get the best damn feed you've ever got.

[–] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, not too bad and very affordable. Of course it would need some TLC but still

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This thing looks very slapped together. I agree that there is potentially opportunity, but I would be very cautious of the structural integrity. It's possible the person who did this was short on funds but knew what they were doing. It's also possible they were just winging it.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Yahoo! Typography is the cherry on the top.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

The font that makes comic sans look stodgy.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I always wanted to pay $184k to tear down a house! How did they know?

Seriously, the realtor isn't even trying. The description is hilarious. I guess when you have the love child of a cabin and a funhouse built in what looks like about 3 of the crappiest trailers in the park glued together haphazardly, there's not much you can say to make it appealing.

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Post pictures: eh, it's a lame and tacky diy but alright I guess...whatever, it's nothing a sawzall can't fix.

First exterior shot I see: Oh this is some hillbilly shit right here.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

This whole place looks like one big YEEEHAAAH code violation

[–] Ilikecheese@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I like how, out of all the pictures on the page you picked the least awful one to put in this thread.

[–] Perrin42@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

"She said I'm gonna hire a wino, to decorate our home.
So you'll feel more at ease, here, and you won't need to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign'll point the way to our bathroom down the hall."

[–] caveman8000@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Makes me want sassaprilla real bad

[–] Lizardon@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I've lived in worse. Just look at those floors!

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

The camo toilet seat cover really hammers home the Wisconson DIYer feel.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

lol it was sold this January for $130,000