this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 10 months ago

Lemmings, at least in the communities I frequent, seem quite better educated.

They know better than to believe in birds. Less controversy.

[–] No_Support_8363@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

That isn't a real blueprint, I have taken many birds apart, that's why cats are good at destroying the drones, I invented cats, they are cybernetic organisms, your common house cat is a cyborg, they were inspired by leopards and jaguars and stuff, and black cats don't actually bring bad luck... we made that up to mess with people, because it's funny

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

By no means do I want to stop anyone from having fun, but I truly believe with all my heart that this is the dumbest, most unoriginal and annoying joke on the internet.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

If you have never seen a dumber or unoriginal or more annoying joke... you are very lucky. Or have only been "on the internet" a few times.