my buddy pretended to not wake back up and then scared the nurse
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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That’s not how anesthesia works. It’s not like waking up from a light sleep and keeping your eyes closed.
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Finally, time to experience that cutting edge technology!
when I came to from getting my wisdom teeth out I said "you guys stole my teeth!"
Saying I don't consent to surgery isn't the best thing to say. But gosh the the doctors face... priceless
There are a lot of good ones out there, but this just seems like a stupid move tbh and a way to get your surgery cancelled
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Nothing pisses off a nurse than some smart guy trying to be funny. I speak from experience.
Jeez. Medical staff can have senses of humor too. Not everyone is a robot or the same person.
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"Nobody better touch my stuff..."
Good luck OP, I certainly hope your username is NOT relevant in this case.
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"I want my last words to be funny, so try not to laugh."
My god, it's full of starsszzzz
"The code is burned onto the back of my left kidney. If I die, be a hero."
My docs had a bit of fun with me, after gassing me up a bit they turned on Tina turners 'what's love got to do with it' turned around to give a look and a grin.
fade to black...
" hey you... glad you're awake...."
haha ...couldn't resist sorry.