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[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have taken the Lord’s name in vain

Yeah, yeah what I really need to know is if you’ve been skimming paper plates

[–] koraro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So he didn't pay the workers all their wages but paid someone to see if the workers were stealing. $5,000 penalty seems small.

[–] saxysammyp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Imagine being so short sighted and so insecure that you throw away 140,000 just to see if your employees were stealing. Christ…

[–] toomanyjoints69@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Im catholic. If that happened to me I would be driven to sin in anger. I'm so angry that I have to confess just because of the bad thoughts I'm having. I'm so angry.

That is so blasphemous that I literally think that defacing a famous church would be less sinful. I'm so unbelievably incredibly angry.

I hope they burn in hell, which is unjust for me to think. I literally am going to have to talk to my priest about this for a long enough time to annoy him.