Games

I’d be screwed, because the last game I played was Dying Light 1. I have a fleeting feeling that I’m not athletic enough to climb skyscrapers and buildings.

Guess I'm gonna live in the metros.

I guess I live in Dark Sun now

I'd be kicking some mf'ing shell, that's for sure!

I don't know how to ride a horse so I'd probably get mauled by a bear or murdered by outlaws trying to get somewhere civilized.

likely I die crashing my ship into the sun trying to figure out where the fuck this lost civilization went. (outer wilds)

I go hollow, probably

I would probably die on the battlefield by some random aircraft with a gradethrower on point B

Kill some marsupial rats, descend a level, kill some more rats and snakes, descend again. Now for the knolls, rats and snakes. Probably die before the black blob, maybe not.

Shattered Pixel Dungeon

I'd be attacked by a scholar and cleric at night and have my stuff/information taken. People around me won't even be aware of what's happening despite being pummeled an elemental barrage. I will be relatively unscathed though.

Octopath Traveler 2.

I get jumped by a hog-sized cockroach and probably die TBH.

Destiny? Assuming I'm in the Last City, things MIGHT be OK. If I'm not, assuming the season is the current timeline, there's a short amount of time before the Shadow Legion captures me, some hangers-on from House Dusk kill me, the Red Legion (what's left of it) kills me, or the Witness ends reality as we know it.

Another HiE story. At least it won't mean an instagib or other untimely demise, that place is pretty chill.

I summon my black stallion, some old ruins nearby begin to move.

Probably break my neck because I'm a bloody reckless driver and unlike my avatar in the game, I'm not invulnerable.

Trackmania

vibing with hatsune miku as the last game i played was F2nd

Well, the base is on an island with fairly good turret protection from the biters, but I dont know anything about engineering, so Id probably shut down the factory except for the bullet farm, make a comfy nest in the wreck of the ship, and go fishing.

I‘d probably die in the French revolution

It depends, am I going to be a washed up disco star or a car obsessed binoclard?

I go hunting in Australia. Sounds like a good time.

Schadenfreude and kill bind

Why did my last game have to be Chivalry 2?

Being repeatedly torn apart by various medieval weapons does not sound like a good time.

Arcana hot and cold - I get to have sex with a beast girl. Nice.

I need to find a hat, backpack, and some shoes so I can hopefully survive fighting a genetically engendered duck with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the grim reaper, and a noodle bowl..

¡El Presidente!

I've been wasting time with Noita and BG3 as of late. I played Noita before leaving for work today, so the most likely thing to happen is I set myself on fire.