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(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)

I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street ๐Ÿ˜…

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[โ€“] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd be thrust into a dog-eat-dog world of 4 warring factions each out to establish dominance and feed themselves. I'd say in a week give or take I'd end up on someone's dinner plate.

(I played 3/4s through of Tooth and Tail last night in 8 hours).

Ask me again in two weeks and I'd be in a city where you MUST take a train to get anywhere, in Cities Skylines 2. That would be a nicer fate.

[โ€“] fluke@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive 'Umbrella Corp' style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.

But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.

I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I'm scared shitless and I only get one life this time.

[โ€“] decivex@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Drown in rain. I'm too big for the shelters.

[โ€“] kogs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I open an Inn and get to play Gwent against Gerelt of Rivia!

I spawn next to some weird tower with a princess on top. I see another three stone towers in the distance. The princess tells me to go shoot one of the stone towers with my shotgun. When walking on the bridge, giant log with iron spikes just appears in the air and start rolling to me. It nearly kills me, but I survive. My happiness don't last long, because I see old ugly witch spawning near me. Before I can shoot her, she turns me into a pig. Scared and confused, I turn around and run back to safety. Last thing I see is the princess that I thought was my ally, shooting me with her bow. I hate Clash Royale.

[โ€“] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'd either be an immortal capsuleer in charge of a space ship. Or I'd be some peasant on a planet that are so unimportant that they don't even get mentioned in the lore.

[โ€“] Lightsong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Either I'm Link in the Wind Maker, or just one of another NPC. And I'd be okay with being NPC in Zelda: Wind Maker.

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[โ€“] Nelots@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Considering I'm guaranteed to eventually get viciously eaten by a horde of zombies with no hope of survival, I think I'll just end it myself.

[โ€“] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 3 points 1 year ago

Mechwarrior 5? Depending on where I end up, I could be fine or screwed...

[โ€“] zyberteq@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Got a nice job with autonomy, quite a bit of credits and a sweet spaceship. If only we could have cats in Starfield

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[โ€“] ChewTiger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Armored Core 6, yeah it's probably not going to end well for me.

[โ€“] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I get to be a Destiny NPC. Honestly, not the worst fate.

[โ€“] z500@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I abandon my plans of defeating Ruby Weapon and just get in the Highwind and go to the Golden Saucer.

[โ€“] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I feel I need to turn a crank. It feels tedious at first, but it gives me some power to make scrap metal.

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[โ€“] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

That really depends.

Crash land near/in the main colony? Eh. I'd be thrown into prison to be beaten or put into Boris' chair until I was compliant, but after, there's a chance at a decent life with only some risk of death. At worst, they might decide I'm worth tossing in a Warcasket and joining the Dead watching the walls.

Outside of them? Ehh. Might be able to throw in with a tribe and keep my head down until we're all slaughtered in a raid. Some of the Empires seem somewhat friendly, could try to offer services cleaning and hauling for a bed in a servant barracks. Completely fucked if I'm caught out by Raiders, Pirates, Insectoids, or Mechanoids.

[โ€“] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm playing Fea Farm so, farm, fish and hang out with my friends all day. Plus I have cute little fairy wings in that game. I'm set for life.

[โ€“] Squizzy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I sit and hide until Kratos solves everything

Shit Keanu Reaves is in my head making snarky comments about my choices. Could be cool.

[โ€“] ErrorCode@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Making a deal with a Daedric Prince.

[โ€“] Water1053@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

BroForce. I'd flex all over those fools from Terroristan

[โ€“] kuadhual@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Unciv.

Just living my daily life until other civilization besieges and bombard my city.

[โ€“] tomkatt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] blendedracer@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Press F for all those swimming around Planet 4546B

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[โ€“] mojo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Balder's Gate would be pretty chill until the illithids transform everyone

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[โ€“] Boiglenoight@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I find myself incredibly frustrated with the reliability of the Konnersport F1 car.

[โ€“] Carighan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I crouch on sand, I'd assume. Next to me a woman pulls a purple sword out of her own chest, tells me to get going then disappears. On my other side a sniper with bandaged eyes talks about a piece of her soul before shooting someone.

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