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Pros: I'd only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and become effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It's easier than it sounds.
Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I'm immortal.
Oh, thanks for the reminder that this just came out! Been looking forward to the sequel
Vampire Survivors so I'm pretty much fucked.
I'd be killed by a monster straight from Hell in under 10 seconds unless I start moving and never stop. Never stop moving. Hopefully I can find a weapon and some body armour!
Some asshole chases me all around the map shooting rockets at me over and over again from a fucking flying motorcycle monstrosity.
Deep Rock Galactic, after playing around with the grapple I would fall to the ground and die.
Get eaten by giant sea abomination if I don't drown trying to collect metals
Since it has been confirmed that all the characters in Smash are toys, and the human playing with them are the hands, does that make me a hand?
I would be the lone human in Deep Rock Galactic. Hopefully I would be transported into the Rig and drink some beers because if I ended up on Hoxxes I'm pretty sure I would be glyphid food.
FaerΓ»n. I'd probably fail to see a trap and die.
But in my defence, those are invisible until I roll a high enough number on a dice.
the last game I played was Duskers, so I'm probably either immediately dying in the vacuum of space or trapped in a derelict space station without any power.
I think I'll just chill in the space rig and drink ale.
I like to think that I'd join a pirate crew and go on adventures, but more likely I'd be a hobo on some street on a Caribbean island. Could be worse.
"Bomb has been planted.." Shit.
Everything must be Satisfactory.
I own a wine empire and a giant gold clock. Pretty cool.
I guess I'd go to the bus tunnel and check if any of my wine is ready yet.
Personally my wife is probably very unhappy with the gigantic house with 0 interiors decorating except a room of smelly kegs
Prince of Persia Warrior Within.
Hmm. If I'm on the island of time I'm royally screwed but living in some random town is okay I guess. Could be worse.
I'd probably either get killed by a nosalis or forget to change my mask filter. Greetings from Metro: Last Light!
If I become my save file, I'm gonna hop into my Star Eagle, fly to New Atlantis, and use my million creds to furnish my Class One citizen penthouse, and fucking retire.
Maybe go visit Neon once a month to trip out on Aurora and catch BorealUS's next show.
Also I'm female now. I may ride this for a bit before going to Enhance and switching back to Male and getting the full Chad look. Might do this sooner to hide from Starborn assassins lol
The first thing I do is gather wood. Make a crafting table, a wooden axe and a wooden pickaxe. Where am I?
I would tame a gecko and ride it into battle. Or get ganked by a bunch of wasps, could go either way.
I find myself on a large, nice, and green felt. As I stand up, I see a stack of cards in the distance. Next to it are seven spreads of cards, each with the top card face up...
A creeper blows up behind me while I'm punching a tree.
I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive 'Umbrella Corp' style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.
But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.
I'd be thrust into a dog-eat-dog world of 4 warring factions each out to establish dominance and feed themselves. I'd say in a week give or take I'd end up on someone's dinner plate.
(I played 3/4s through of Tooth and Tail last night in 8 hours).
Ask me again in two weeks and I'd be in a city where you MUST take a train to get anywhere, in Cities Skylines 2. That would be a nicer fate.
Either I'm Link in the Wind Maker, or just one of another NPC. And I'd be okay with being NPC in Zelda: Wind Maker.
OP what game are you describing? I played Middle Earth Shadow of War, so I'd be perched up on a building watching two uruks throttle each other
A text-based Online, browser crime game called TORN.
I was thinking about reinstalling that game but haven't yet done so. I have bad memories of dem uruk chiefs getting op rather quick (yeah I know you gotta kill them with the weaknesses before they learn all your moves π)
Wow, Torn looks pretty cool, I didn't know there were still games like this
Shadow of War is not actually that bad, I'm on post game and the uruks are like level 65 and I still run into ones that are mortally vulnerable to stealth, or just plain soft headed or dazed when you pin their feet, and all that. Unless you were playing on a higher difficulty, I'm just on normal.
They get a lot more immunities and stuff but all you gotta do is poke them in the one place they're vulnerable and you're still the man. Only the ones with the adaptable trait really learn from their weaknesses before you can kill or brand them, so it's not too bad.
I abandon my plans of defeating Ruby Weapon and just get in the Highwind and go to the Golden Saucer.
Armored Core 6, yeah it's probably not going to end well for me.
I get to be a Destiny NPC. Honestly, not the worst fate.