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[–] Grishaix@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children) 
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Is for cheaters who want to squeeze as much code as possible onto one screen.

[–] zygo_histo_morpheus@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

only good thing about javascript is that it forces people to put the squiggly brackets on the right

[–] bcrussin_dev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought you could put curly brackets on a new line in js? Although I know when returning an object it has to be on the same line… fuck JavaScript man

[–] zygo_histo_morpheus@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly, your options are either mixing curly brackets or putting them all on the right and most people aren't crazy enough to mix then

[–] Bjoern_Tantau@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children) 
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but

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Don't ask me why.

[–] snake_case 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This image is cursed!!

[–] CoderKat@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, are you saying you indent the braces? Cause if that's not unintentional, those are both horrifying!