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School Administration Reminds Female Students Bulletproof Vests Must Cover Midriff (www.theonion.com)
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[–] worldwidewave@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

And those vest straps better be wider than three fingers!

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

The onions been dropping some zingers lately! They've finally figured out how to satirize the clown show we currently occupy

[–] theletterw@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

I hate how plausible this sounds.