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Fascinating: New Archaeological Evidence Has Revealed That Neanderthals And Early Homo Sapiens Had Sort Of A Mario And Luigi Thing Going On (clickhole.com)
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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea, until Luigi murdered the Marios

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Murdered? More like made babies with his sister.

[–] Landsharkgun@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

To be fair, it was probably both.