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[–] silentknyght@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Necessary tool for the sponge making process. Without it: no sponge holes.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago

actually that is a misconception. irl they put the holes in a mold and then fill the space around them with uncured liquid sponge

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

(Recycling) Homeless population (into chum & patties)?

To swiss-cheese SpongeBob & keep his pores open?

Make jellyfish wine?

[–] Asnabel@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can clearly see. It's for squashing squidward.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This isn't a wrong answer

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

King Neptune's Dick Flattener for CBT nights w/ the boys

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

they said wrong answers

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Why is there an orphan crushing machine?

[–] neopenguin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Buying a bubble wrap de-bubbler just seemed like a good idea...at 2am, while drunk scrolling on Amazon.

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For sexual purposes, of course

[–] nxfsi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

They said wrong answers only

[–] ShoggothRights@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This is an exoskeleton tickler from Rock Bottom. After several metastudies showed that its use had no health benefits, the Exokeleton Clinic sold it to the Bikini Bottom Bureau of Land Management to help destroy pests such as nematodes.

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's their version of chiropractor tiktok

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

When your mom is a chiropractor and your dad does acupuncture

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So rabbis can perform bulk order brises.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

For the Christmas parade