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Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,

I'm not like those other mean Hexbearians. I'm one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke

I just want you to love me. I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I'll do anything. Anything.

Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing

I hereby forswear socialism. I'm a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.

I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.

Edit: @comi@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Another thing, you Hexbears have big, annoying emojis of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson, but why don't you have big, annoying emojis of me?

I want better representation in your emojis.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Nobody can handle Hexbears truth bombs lmao.

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

First of all, you’re a bunch of stupid trump-loving alt-left antifa fascist children

Secondly, you resort to name calling

[–] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I can't tell if this is a joke or not, so I'll just say I enjoyed reading this because it made me laugh

[–] sicklemode@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just curious here. What are your solutions to the endlessly decaying social and material conditions of the West?

Edit: I think I got caught in the bit again michael-laugh

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I see you and I hear your question, and let me just say: I hear you. I see you. You are seen. You are heard

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Just a suggestion, but maybe one particular Hexbear should stop misspelling my name in increasingly silly way?

Also, watch my movies.

[–] jeremy_sylvis@midwest.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hexbear is the chemo to the r/Politics migration that is killing Lemmy.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

lmao so we kill cancer cells, explode them into their component parts, pull their remains into the blood stream and filter them out at the kidneys to finally piss them out and flush them into the sewage system where cancer cells belong?

fucking based

[–] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck you guys but I don’t want to defed w/ you.

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not? You lead with a fuck you for all of us but want to keep the link open? What's the mentality there? Are we worth your respect or not?

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the liberal philosophy on this is that you can hate someone, think they're morally wrong, think they're a genocide denier or whatever, and still think they deserve a platform and space in the discussion. The communist take would be to eradicate harmful behaviors and patterns, for the sake of good, but since they're liberals, they go with the liberal plan.

[–] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or, and bear with me here, I’m just dicking around and there isn’t any further depth or meaning to my comment.

I said absolutely nothing to imply whether I’m liberal or if I have any issues with your political stance. But ok, assume whatever you want, I’m just here for the memes and shitposting.

I guess I just assumed that you guys might not take things so seriously or personally.

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly, you're welcome to be here and I'm happy you're around, as long as you respect that this is an explicitly anti-liberal space. Bear with us, if you get push-back it's likely because our liberalism detectors are far more finely tuned than nearly anyone else you'll have ever had discourse with (including possibly yourself?), and a lot of us will probably be fairly abrasive about it and not super clear on what specifically the liberalism that warranted the abrasiveness is. That's just how it works in a very enclosed and homogenously leftist space. If I butt heads I like to make it super clear what the heart of my beef is in clear detail for the sake of good discourse.

My original comment is pretty thoroughly informed by Mao's Combat Liberalism (2 minute read don't worry). My original comment will probably make a lot more sense with this as background.

Beef or no beef, thanks for stopping by and engaging in a civil fashion, and I genuinely mean it.

e: if you're also a dirty commie like us, sorry if linking combat liberalism seems patronizing, but also this is the sort of thing I'd like to be called out on if I did it as well, so I'm golden rule-ing here and an open to crit