Am I seeing this right? Seems like that guy needs a nose hair trimmer. It happens to old guys, eventually. Man up, get a trimmer!, sincerely Big Trimmer.
Freeze Peach Patriots
welcome to chad mctruths truth community
where free speech still exists and critical thinking is encouraged
community rules
- dont be a troll or well cry no exceptions
- no self promotion unless its relevant to the conversation like if chads stomach hurts and youre mr bismol
- no downvoting
- no reporting us to the admins
patriot pro tip
- if you do things like say freeze peach instead of free speech you can use that as a safety net for when people get mad at you so you can point to it and pretend your ideas were a joke all along and say it was satire even though it wasnt
some acronyms you might see
- iabt - i agree big time: you said something right
- idbt - i disagree big time: you said something wrong
- hbihtaydrtr - hey buddy i have to assume you didnt read the rules: you need to read the rules
- comprehensive list
what to expect
- unfiltered and unapologetic posts from real american patriots
- potentially endless bickering
- a community that values critical thinking and chads personal individuality
- hard truths and uncomfortable conversations because we dont coddle people here unless they need it just ask
so if youre ready to join the conversation and speak your mind without fear of reprisal then youre in the right place except this is still .world so you gotta follow their tos okay
other stuff
topsyturvy tuesdays - ttt
- in case youre craving another layer of irony tuesdays are opposite day where we ironically post lefty memes and you should probably indicate youre doing a topsyturvy post in the title
banned users:
were only getting paid $11.50/hr to moderate this community so dont expect much from us
how dare you
strong men like us tend to have strong wives and strong wives tend to have strong farts and strong farts means we need a lush filter
Well, when you put it that way...
you wont silence me big trimmer i will have as long nose hair as i please
Suture self. Just remember to neti wash that shit.
What do I have to lose?
My foreskin, for one.
a small price to pay
Maybe for you.
i mean think about it what are you going to do with foreskin you get a 30 pack of knishes everyday thats worth it
you cant eat foreskin
Will 30 knishes a day keep my little soldier safe and warm?
No.
good point i will think about stitching my foreskin back
Buy a prosthetic and keep the knishes
https://www.mormeprosthetics.com/products/retractable-foreskin-sleeve
this is genius heres your patriot award
Ooh! My second one this year!
oy vey
30 knishes will be delivered to your door in an hour
Yum can't wait!
yes if you see benjamin netenyahu calling you dont hang up its him at your door
hes bringing the knishes