Stalin's spoon, now in the hands of Kim Jong Un, has shown you a vision, and apparently your future is in the DPRK. What would you do if you knew this would happen?

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First thing I'd do is go get a new haircut, hurr hurr amirite fellow libs?

[–] crime@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

I would not need a new hair cut, I already have the same one as Kim Jong-Un kim-drip

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Do a little dance

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Work on a deer farm or pilot the boat that takes the kids in the deer farming community to school

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Tell Kim to stop being a lib and launch the nukes

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

i'd probably pull the train

[–] piggy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

I would make the Red Dawn remake real

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

would i have a dick or a pussy when i get reanimated

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're a skellington skeleton-motorcycle

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Skellussy

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ehhhhhh idk i'd rather have the "wrong" genitals than none at all

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Fair! I'm happy just bonin'

[–] crime@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually learn Korean so I don't have to get by on misremembered fragments of kpop songs

[–] crime@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Can't imagine trying to communicate only knowing "I love you", "hello", "I'm hungry", "be afraid of me", and "I caught you!"