chapotraphouse

"Excellent work, agent. Your posting is a great service to the People's Republic."

This goes way too hard

a world leader who has no need for standing lessons

Oh no, he's got that "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" look again.

Radio Free Asia accuses President Xi of Aura Farming

I saw a reddit lib describe this pic as 'the most lynchian thing they'd ever seen' lmao

This looks like a scene from the Chinese political version of Outrage, the Yakuza movie

POV: You're a TV showing the news about all of the US's self-inflicted wounds.

Briefing video in the new C&C game that centers the Chinese. Russia makes an appearance but as an unplayable faction. Maybe you play one to three missions in a fictional "the final days of the Soviet Union" series of battles that is lost by the Soviets before jumping forwards in time with the chronosphere to help China on the verge of hegemony. Some single unit spy missions occur in Russia (no battles) trying to help some communist factions there without also pissing off a necessary ally against the game's antagonist, the split Allies between Europe and America. Mission one for the 2 former members of the Allies is a battle over Greenland.

New album dropping soon.

The decor of the room puts me in the mind of a 60s bond film.

Video game loading screen lmao

New Cyberpunk mission just dropped and Xi is the quest giver.

I need the edit with the Yakuza style character intro credits

Why is the decoration so dark or the lighting so dim? That and the red decoration makes it look like some 80's mafia film lol

The carpet is to hide your blood.

Minutes before disaster