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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I close my bedroom door. I can't stop them from watching but I can at least warn them. Why would they want to watch anyway. That's weird.

[–] Death_to_cumskins@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

It's probably like watching porn for them. I bet God even watched Jesus while he fucked hookers in his youth.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

How's Grandma gonna' get 'er rocks off?

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Grandma probably did the same in her youth, and now that she's in heaven, she's reliving whatever she wants, whenever she wants it. At worst, she'd wish she could offer some advice.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

"no, no, you need to go to e621.net!"

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why would Grandma care? Grandma's probably getting her brains fucked out by 13 werewolves while Grandpa's putting together a catgirl harem. Even if that's not your kind of grandma, she's probably very much aware that she should be giving you privacy, lol.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where's the other werewolf?

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This question is addressed in the book “The Lovely Bones”

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And for us dumbass's, what was the answer?

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

People in heaven watch whatever they want

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