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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The decolonization of Niger will be complete when there is no longer a single croissant within its borders.

[–] DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

KKKroissants

[–] Ronin_5@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 1 year ago

I dunno why but I have this image that we can just lure them with croissants on a fishing pole back to France.

[–] jlyws123@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When they had non-decorative guillotines

[–] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

When are they going to go back to their roots?

[–] cfgaussian@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd say they've been sort of a running gag since 1815.

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'd say 1849. Napoleon III was just a parody of Napoleon.

Napoleon: Frenchman with an italian accent

Napoleon III: Frenchman with a swiss accent

Napoleon: Leads 50,000 professional soldiers to Egypt, many of whom die to attrition and assaults cities, then quietly sails back to France.

Napoleon III: Leads 50 dudes to France, whom immediately surrender upon meeting actual soldiers, then quietly walks back to Switzerland.

Napoleon: Returns from exile on a desolate rock, entire army defects to him

Napoleon III: Returns from exile in England. Is arrested by customs agents at Boulogne.

Napoleon: News of his return causes all of europe to band together to stop him.

Napoleon III: News of his return is widely mocked.

Napoleon: Leads coup with popular support

Napoleon III: Gets elected because people see "Napoleon" on the ballot.

Napoleon: Makes brother king of Spanish America. Independence movements ensue.

Napoleon III: Makes some german guy king of Mexico. Leaves, guy is immediately executed.

Napoleon: Wins 5 coalition wars, abolishes the Holy Roman Empire.

Napoleon III: Gets wrecked by Germany.

[–] Drstrange2love@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Napoleon III, His disastrous life is a comedy, I don't know why no one has ever made a film for the masses.

[–] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Yo I got you those croissants. Anyone asks, you don’t know me I don’t know you”

[–] DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’ve been bested lmaooo 🙏🥇

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 1 year ago

Least annoying fr*nch embassy

Fr*nce has fallen. The croissants have been seized.

[–] cfgaussian@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 1 year ago

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago

The original source seems to be this video by African Stream

[–] Phenyq@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago

As I know, it was croissants and bread for military base, not embassy (which makes sense because of how much there are)

But I can be wrong🤷‍♀️