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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The great thing about third party apps is that those are often the same thing! There's definitely a 'fine then, I'll fix it myself' attitude that's a great motivator to many projects

[–] cod@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Memmy dev certainly seems to have been doing that, he’s been pushing out so many updates it’s incredible

[–] relevants@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like it! I didn't realize

[–] WoodenBleachers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ain’t that the truth. Chief pumps out updates like Assassin’s Creeds.

[–] Jongaros@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

As a open source dev hard disagree. That is only true if you have small engaged passionate community. As soon as projects get larger that side disappears.

[–] investorsexchange@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does anyone know the story of the dev who was playing a game, encountered a bug and submitted feedback? The company ignored him, but they were hiring so he applied. He was hired, spent his time there fixing the bug that he had originally submitted, then as soon as it was implemented he quit. What a chad.

[–] twelve12@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Common story, very funny though. I'm actually working at a SaaS vendor I used to use, and their search was unusable. I finally got to fix it and am very happy about it

[–] investorsexchange@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

You're the hero of the story!

[–] sguerrini97@feddit.it 9 points 1 year ago

Also implementing a feature to let the users do themself what they usually asked you to do manually ✅

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why Lemmy's web UI works well as a PWA lol.

[–] twelve12@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Progressive Web App. It's a way for web UIs to be used like native apps.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don't forget: Implement an obscure feature that no one needs because the perfect way of doing it came to me in my sleep and I have to check if it works.

[–] easydnesto@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would also apply this to refactorings!!

[–] twelve12@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Dreaded refactorings

[–] kkard2@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

had that at work (they specifically requested to delete this feature before so i put it behind a developer flag in settings' file)

[–] jg1i@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

✅ Implementing a feature because you want to use some new shiny tool.