Everyone who wanted to reply to you got seven paragraphs into a really interesting post then got bored and went to clean some dishes and when they came back they were afraid everyone would judge them (even though we all love you) and so deleted their draft comment.

For the next three days they'll feel a sense of dread when they recall this course of action but feel powerless to overcome it and actually just write out the damn comment.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Well, let me make it clear that I won't judge you for replying with your absurd amount of esoteric knowledge, love u, fellow lemmings <3

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Cant, too busy rabbit holing shopping for a laptop for someone else and investigating a stupid windows store app and browsing memes at work

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Alcohol was once a medicine, I prescribe to the old ways.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So was laudanum, why stop in alcohol when you can go all the way!

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Laudanum needs to come back, it would certainly help with the hysteria.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Bloodninja the Profane?

[–] flughoernchen@feddit.org 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Please tell me more

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Dear child, sit and learn what the internet once knew.

[–] KillerWhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Bash.org was a special place

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago

You mean IRC? Bash.org was just an archive with some chats people saved.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

That's right ladies I'm single

[–] BobsAccountant@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I am still trying to figure out if calling me {my name}-ipedia was purely in jest or if they secretly hate my voice, face and presence. You know, just a tuesday.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 9 points 21 hours ago

Seems like a compliment to me

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'd take it as a compliment, you seem knowledgeable.

[–] BobsAccountant@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Thank you. I do try and take it that way. I was mostly joking and dovetailing it with our trope to overthink social situations.