this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2

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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Because you fuck the fish?

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago

Women want me fish

[–] psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago

Goes perfectly together. 😀

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How would the original shirt be any better. To me that been worse.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

At least that has the structure of a joke. As opposed to a triumphant declaration.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a bit of an uncle joke.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just a bit? I think that the moment you put this shirt on, it becomes Thanksgiving and the universe generates a family that feels uncomfortable around you if you don't already have one.

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm so sorry that i cannot upvote this more, i couldn't stop laughing

[–] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well this is just perfect. I used to have aquariums and breeding is a sign your tank is in a good state, and when I mentioned that my fish were fucking in a discord group, it grew into pissman watches fish fuck/fucks fish. Just another meme leaning into the bit

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you ain't watching your fish fuck, then what's the point of keeping them?

Now, if you're spanking it while watching them fuck, that's.... perfectly normal and expected

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

There's a simpsons joke that involves Troy Mclure (spelling? ) and his special thing he has . . .

I can't recall but involves fish.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] pipariturbiini@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...

One of my favourite pastas for sure. Up there with the Navy Seals JoJo version.

[–] __nobodynowhere@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Just needs a hat

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Don't worry,the women will fear you.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Gay?! Oh hooo I wish!