this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago

Y'all penguins pretend to be survival experts but a single breeding pair of polar bears would end your entire species.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

You won't need a coat for much longer

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

There are places with so many trees they have a whole career called lumberjack that spend decades felling and moving the tree bodies they call 'timber'

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Unlike all of you McMurdo residents, some of us have never watched John Carpenter’s The Thing.

Context: https://gizmodo.com/these-south-pole-scientists-who-watch-the-thing-every-y-1823387869

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

by the time you come up with responses to all these comments you'll probably have to wait for the satellite to come back in range so you can post them

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

the supplies ship won't make it this season

[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It ain't got to be that cold, bro.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not cold hearted, but I was born and will die in the tundra.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

They're going to fall off the edge if they go too far

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Real continents have southern borders.

[–] pencil_nerd@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

They have a southern border, but it has a length of exactly 0.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

There is more to life then using up the condom rations that are delivered to the base every month.

All those condoms won't fix the crumbling marriage you left behind. Also, the softserve machine is broken.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Saying you live in a "remote part of the world" is just a fancy way of saying you live in the middle of fucking nowhere

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

I have done a science for you, snow is white and cold while bullshit appears to be brown, warm and so so soft.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The ending of that mystery novel they're reading.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

santa is on the NORTH pole, get USED to it.

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

You're still in Australia

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Surf music 🎵