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alt text: screenshot of a conversation from a dating app, all messages sent by aaron. text from top to bottom: You and Aaron matched!

  • "Hi Lauren, looking good in you pics ๐Ÿ˜Š"
  • "Would you be willing to put your children up for adoption? I want to date someone without kids, so looking for someone who is willing to free themselves of their current"
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[โ€“] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 70 points 2 weeks ago

You'll never know if you don't ask...

[โ€“] Blackout@fedia.io 65 points 2 weeks ago

If they want you to be over 6ft it's only fair to ask them to lose the dead weight. My kid hasn't made a dime yet, every year the books are in the red. Scrooge McDuck warned us all.

[โ€“] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dave 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, thank you for improving the image

[โ€“] tautalas@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Zero chance it's not a joke. God, I hope

[โ€“] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

This guy heard the phrase "If you don't ask, you don't get it" and threw out all human decency and just fucking ran with it.

If so, this is a very socially inept joke to make in your second text to a person you haven't met yet. Jesus.

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That person is a disgrace to Aarons everywhere.

[โ€“] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

"You done fucked up A-A-Ron"

[โ€“] NastyNative@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hey get rid of your son for a possibility at being with me. The amount of stupid selfish mfs out there is insane!

[โ€“] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You people get matches!?

You gotta shoot your shot because you can't shoot the kids