I'm terrified of even taking a moderator position on a shitposting site, giving me any actual power is nightmare fuel, I'd be an anxious mess lol
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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Nah. I have absolute trust in my amazing leadership abilites. Im certain I would lead the revolution into a glorious future. I was part of the student council before... it cant be that hard right ?
You first 
I mean, I could be like a tank commander if I really put my mind to it, but I'll need a five'o-clock shadow and a permanent cup of coffee in my hand to really seal the aesthetic
Now you're describing me permanently, sans tank lol
I see myself as more of a scheming vezire who is annoying to the people in power and get them to either change their direction a little bit, or exile me.
I see myself as someone cast aside by history dying in the revolution by tripping over a banana peel or something lol
[me in a lawn chair next to a home-made trebuchet, chugging a full carton of chocolate pea milk as I watch the US aircraft carrier I just caused to sink]
[The Who - "Baba O'Riley" plays] "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."
You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
I am, can you please explain in repeatable step by step instructions.
His ass is tactical
I don't mind being trusted with power as long as it's the kind of revolution where I'll get executed if I'm not left wing enough. One request: strap me to a missile and fire me at a US aircraft carrier if that ever happens, my body is ready
I believe in you monke-kun you can do it!
the forces of history can act in weird ways
When in doubt, forcibly evacuate all the cities
No! Bad, Pol Pot!