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[–] flamingos 146 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe Medieval Europe was onto something when they gatekept the ability to read/write.

[–] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 6 days ago

The gate kept it to the Trumps however.

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

If only he realized that this can actually happen, trans men who still retain their uterus and ovaries are fully capable of getting pregnant and giving birth.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend is way too literate for Trump.

If this is real can someone link to the source? I see the light buried in the Dark Side as Luke saw in Vader.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago

This is based off of the real one, where he says vaccines cause autism.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago

Didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Trump is Dark Side to the core.

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 65 points 6 days ago (1 children)

hsssss /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 69 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.

[–] estra@slrpnk.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

That's reserved for Greg.

[–] bunkyprewster@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it be "guy-necologist"

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

He's not even a little gay. Buss-vag-anal sex is available to every orientation.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 57 points 6 days ago (3 children)

the grammar of this is very trumplish, but i do not believe he could use the word 'railed' in a sentence correctly.

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

It's a modified tweet about vaccines and autism, unfortunately

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 6 days ago

He'd just pronounce it weird, like "ryeed" or something.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

It's true, he would misuse a unrelated word but pronounce it so badly people would think he was actually saying railed.

[–] Tobberone@lemm.ee 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That, teenagers, golden showers, and being spanked with a magazine that has his own face on the cover.

And that's just what's publicly known from sources much more reliable than himself.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

Lots of people are saying it

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Don't forget his daughter Ivanka, too.

I wish I had a goth GF to make me boipreggers.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The birth would have been pretty complicated. It's not impossible, there's some porn where people anally "giving birth" to life-sized toys, but require an awful lot of lubricant and training.

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

I mean it's also very much possible for people who are trans men, and not much more difficult than it is for cis women (not to say childbirth isn't difficult, it's one of the most painful and difficult things a person can go through).

Lots of people say it.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago
[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 10 points 6 days ago

God I wish that were me