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[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The highlight of the article is:

“Italian Rainbow Cookies = Luigi’s Cookies

Because in this house? Luigi is a hero. And, as respectfully as possible, a sex symbol. By “house” I mean whatever building I’m physically in when I see Italian Rainbow Cookies.”

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Idk, “Rudolph = ‘The Twink’” got me pretty good

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I'm a pretty big fan of gay as well

That was really good

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Oh people are gonna know the gender of my snowMAN!

[–] kbal@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Snow isn't rain, angels aren't plasma, and "averageheightbread" doesn't track. On those three I'll take the side of your Uncle Dimwit. Pretty hard to top "snowperson" though./

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, that and "gingerbread people" (I think "gingerbread them" not only reads more awkwardly, but also is more likely to be misheard and Uncle Dimwit will assume you said "gingerbread men").