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submitted 3 weeks ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't believe in amazon.co.uk

[–] Emperor 44 points 3 weeks ago

And that's why he dumped your presents outside your house and porch pirates had them off.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

if we all don't believe in it we can stop shipping to the uk

[–] blackn1ght 7 points 3 weeks ago

He knows if you've been subscribed to Amazon prime or not.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but no fake Welsh name for Santa can be any stupider than the real one being Chimney John (Siôn Corn).

[–] Emperor 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Now I want to see a real one of these.

edit: all names for Santa across Europe. I think I'd prefer Iceland's or Finland's.

[–] ormr@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

Tio de nadal, christmas log (tree trunk that defecates presents).

Okay.

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Literally just a goat

[–] GreatAlbatross 16 points 3 weeks ago

Berkshire is missing Charlie the Christmas Cheeselog.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 16 points 3 weeks ago

You forgot Greggs Sausage Roll for that ring around London

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

Old Man Puddin' is my safe word!