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Selfish? This Woman Insisted on the Window Seat Even Though She Has Nothing to Yearn About (reductress.com)
submitted 1 year ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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The headline is the whole joke.

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[–] discodoubloon@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love looking out the window and pretending my fingers are army men starving in the desert waiting to get home to the wife.

[–] discodoubloon@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Or the husband who gives a shit.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Just to find out the wife has been fucking your best friend Mike all this time.