this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's not like we jump up and yell our intent at other times.

Like, when guests arrive at a planned dinner, we don't yell "eating"

When we're getting ready to go for a walk, we don't jump and yell "exercise".

However, it is still a wise idea to yell surprise when you're doing something unexpected, like butt sex. Or any surprise sex at all. I often yell out surprise five or six times during sex, just because I want to make sure my partner knows it was an accident. She orgasms, "surprise!".

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

Hahahahaha, thanks for the chuckle.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, it's probably better than screaming "Come join the orgy!"

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 2 points 50 minutes ago

That's a matter of perspective.