this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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funny, silly, whatevs.

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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

No, they want somewhere safe, with fences separating you from the animals. Florida is more of a safari

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

...with fences separating you from the animals.

Washington D.C. in one month.

[–] danski@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Rent a room with a balcony on Bourbon St New Orleans, or on Broadway in Nashville?

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Now change it to "Black people". Oh, suddenly it's offensive? Stop being racist.

[–] Celediel@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

aww did your poor wittle white feewings get hurt?

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lemmy, we stand against racists, sometimes, based on race

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll let you know the day a racists backwards viewpoints hurt my feelings.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

seems it already did

[–] DoeJohn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It hurt mine. Why did you have to do that? I have done nothing to offend you.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Florida's not even a race.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jackson, Mississippi?

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

You'll be happy to know Florida is just one of fifty exhibits within the zoo.

[–] nfms@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Ever been to Mallorca?

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

HEY! I'm from Florida and I find that comment...

... completely accurate.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Oh damn! Tom Schally is an old friend of mine from my jr. high school years (I'm 40 years old now). He posts almost nothing but jokes online. I did not expect to see a familiar face screencapped on Lemmy today.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 1 month ago
[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Doesn’t Hungary drink more than anyone else? Coulda sworn I’ve heard that multiple times…

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

At the theme parks all the sharps containers in the bathrooms everywhere are always crammed full of insulin syringes.

The biologists that maintain the wetland preserve around the Kennedy Space Center have been building up the dunes around the launchpads to guard against climate change raising the sea level...for decades.

Just some fun Florida Facts.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Warm weather enables a wider scope of stupid behavior.