Apparently, when you can shout "BRING ME MY STEAK" at a servant you don't need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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lunch is for wimps
Sounds like someone who doesn't work hard enough to need a break.
Fucking weirdo
This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.
Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?
Lunch is for wimps. Thatโs why I make my unpaid intern bring me filet mignon around noon every day.
and why aren't these people working during their commutes? I have my full desk setup in my limo and work the whole time my driver is getting me from my mansion to my office!
I will not touch bread if it's moist
I forgot toasting bread technology hasnโt arrived in England
I hadn't expected that anyone would think that untoasted bread would be considered "moist".
How do you get your moist bread into your toaster without touching it, eh, eh?
What, you don't have people for that?
I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.
I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.
She is eating steak while working?!
I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.
Wait... Isn't everyone?
Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she's moist.
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You think she gets moist? My brother, it's probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.
Imagine your personality being your stupid opinionsโฆ Get a fucking life
Welcome to social media lol.
This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.
Riddle me this, how do you do work with a steak? You do steak cutting with a paper sitting in front of the plate or to the side? Do you scroll mouse wheel with a fork in hand? Is this kinda like that margin call scene with jeremy irons at the end?
at the level of kemi badenoch you basically play tinder with propositions people who actually do some work cook up who then enforce the proposition onto people that actually do work
Same reason every C-Level muppet lugs around an iPad. They're terrible to do any sort of actual office-style work on, but they don't need to do that
I think she needs to try a Marmite sandwich, life-changing stuff that.
This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme
I don't think sandwiches are a real food
Deeply unserious person
A truly deranged statement
Meanwhile, the former PM: https://youtube.com/shorts/M_U0g6uKj8E
Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?
He did say fries instead of chips