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My two takes

  • Standing school valedictorian, Luigi Mangione, pictured here in holding cell after being arrested on non-standing-school-related allegations

  • You may not like it, but this is what peak male living space looks like

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[–] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

Hasan has finally been cancelled.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago
[–] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I get them, because I also wouldn’t stop taking pictures of him 🙂‍↔️

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

Do what you must, I have already won.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This feels like a weird gmod screenshot but someone used an AI to make it "realistic"

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's the pose, the color of the shirt and the fact he's in a rectangular room with wall texture that is just more rectangles

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Biden regime's secret police holds an ethnic Italian under shaky evidence of connection to a rebellion against US oligarch.

[–] kittin@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got to admit I would rather not exist than spend my life in that room

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

It's a holding cell, don't worry, the cell you live in is much worse - It has a roommate!

"Italian libertarian falsely-accused for assassination imprisoned, 2024 colorized"

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, how we gonna break our boy out?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They take your shoes? Not just the laces?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Depends on the jurisdiction

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Here's to you Luigi Mangione

Rest forever here on our bones

These last and final moments are yours

Agony is your triumph

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your grindr hookup tells you to just "make yourself at home" wyd?

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The volcel police currently have the grindr community at code red over Luigi

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Honestly that picture is like grindr/tinder gay thirst trap profile pic 101.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Rashav3rak@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AnExcellentSteelHorse@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That must be why they released this photo, to try and make him look bad. But you can't really see it that well and also at this point, everyone is already sympathetic to him so they are just going to make everyone more angry at them for not letting him use the fuckin bathroom.

Edit: cops forget that the kind of brutal treatment that gives then such joy to inflict on others doesn't automatically translate to the average person. Sure chuds love the cruelty when it's directed at someone they don't like but they don't want to see it happen to someone they do like.

[–] chickentendrils@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Dang. Probably shoulda buzzed them brows once out of the island. I look forward to his acquittal, but if that becomes common these guys will start getting smoked by hitmen...

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I would have just worn a beanie pulled low to cover it.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

"Hey y'all, Scott here"

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

did the cops release this photo

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

You can take a man out of the Ivy League but you can't take the Ivy League out of the man.

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Daaaamn, bro's moving up in the world with his own NYC studio.