okmatewanker

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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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submitted 3 weeks ago by flamingos to c/okmatewanker

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

W⚓️

Writing this down like a spy writing down rocket secrets. We can't afford to be without this kind of insult technology

[–] fakeman_pretendname 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not how versatile this new emoticon swearing technology is.

Sure, we can say W⚓️, 🔔🔚 or ⚽️👜, but that might be its limits.

I'd be very happy to be proven wrong, please respond with additional swears.

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I understand wanker and bellend, but football purse?

[–] Hossenfeffer 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Say what you see. Ballbag.

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I considered adding a /jk, but thought it would spoil the joke. guess I was wrong. 🫤

[–] Hossenfeffer 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sorry, I assumed you were American.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ball purse also works.

Little bit of casual misogyny for flavor, right? Like his balls are in someone's purse. Or his sack is a purse, like some kind of effeminate WOMAN.